[after marriage]
Santa - oye, bhabi ka kya name hai?

banta - google kaur!

santa - aisa kyu?

banta - sawal ek pucho jawab 10 milta hai.

Joke of the day..

Adhikari - Mantri ji, Baadh Ka Pani Khatre K Nishan Ko Chhu Rha Hai, Kya Kare?

Mantri : Khatre K Nishan Ko 3 Feet Or Upar Kar Do....:D